Falling Off Roof Jokes

A man comes by in a boat and says get in get in the religous man replies no i have faith in god he will grant me a miracle later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again.

Falling off roof jokes.

A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. Now you try he said to the irishman. A man was driving on the highway when suddenly he had to swerve to avoid a box falling off the truck front of him. Performance is going through the roof.

The american said to the irishman. I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Jumping off the roof there was an irishman a new zealand man and an american man standing on the roof of a building with an awning below them. The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes.

As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. I bet i could jump off this roof land on the awning and bounce back off so he jumped off hit the awning and was soon back on the roof. My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well. Best latest write joke.

As the officer was writing the ticket the driver noticed that the box he d avoided had been full of nails and tacks. Prophets are going through the roof. What is the best way to catch a baby fron falling off the roof with a pitchfork. Went to a party with a construction team the other week.